P Has A New Game....

Example of game being played:

M: I'm tired.

P: Me too.

M: I think I'm going to take a nap.

This is where the game starts....

P: Me too. (P start to snicker)

M: What the hell is wrong with you?

P: (continues to giggle) Nothing...

M: Ok....

P: I order you to take a nap (starts laughing)

M: Huh?

P: I order (giggle) you to ... lay down

M: What? Are you okay? I'm trying to take a nap.

P: (starts laughing out loud) I order you to close your eyes (begins to laugh hysterically)... I order you to breathe. I order you to wake up after your nap....


I want to know, do future husbands come with an "off" button?